January 2012
“I would hump a double double right now.”
– Jordan “In-n-Out-In-n-Out-In-n-Out-In-n-Out-In-n-Out” Davis (via -shitjordandavissays)
milasweetcunt:
my new years resolution is to steal the declaration of independence
Fun show
iliterallydontsmokeanyweed:
Good way to end 2011
There was one good thing about tonight and it was over way too fast
December 2011
“I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via lxix-)
No one’s ready for Leonard Nimoy singing about Bilbo Baggins.
Watchliar-senic:
rogue-squadron:
iliterallydontsmokeanyweed:
Oh my god
im awesome .
Drayton, I fucking love you.
YES.
my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
There's a new Chipmunks movie out now.
corgisandboobs:
Awesome. In other news, did you guys know you can drink detergent til you die? Trying it out, brb.
